Top Five Places to Get Murdered at UCLA
3 min readDec 25, 2020
DISCLAIMER** This article was written purely for comedic purposes, and is not meant to be taken seriously.
Are classes ever too much for you? Do people keep telling you that your major isn’t marketable enough to make it in the modern job market, and that you’ll never pay off your student loans? Or is it the existential despair resulting from the realization that you and every last person who you…